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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, January 4 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 Saw a commercial for Cialis. The end of the commercials always have some "warnings" about using it. One of their warnings stated something like 'erections lasting more than 4 hours may need immediate medical attention'. I can see this guy going to an emergency room and saying "I've got a hard on that won't go away!" "Well sir, would you like to see a doctor?" "No, not really, but maybe a nurse or two." =====================================================
Morning after the New Year`s party at the Zoo Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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