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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, January 7
Thank You, Dear Norm!! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Max the plumber was summoned to a mansion to fix a leak and, discovering a very pretty maid there, he lost no time trying to combine business with pleasure. The girl refused on the grounds that her mistress was home, and she didn't want to be discovered and fired. After several refusals, Max finished the job and returned to his shop. The very next morning, his phone rang and his caller was the maid. In very dulcet tones, she informed him that her mistress was out. She asked if he wanted to come over and see her. "What!" yelled Max. "On my own time?" =====================================================
Morning after the New Year`s party at the Zoo Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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