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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, July 11 Had tornado warnings, but thankfully just got rain. That should revive the parched lawns and get me some mowing work. Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 A father said, "Son, the object of dating is to score! And to do that, you have to give the woman something. So when you pick up your date later, make sure you have some flowers or chocolates to give her. Girls go crazy over that stuff. The more you give, the more you get!" Next day the son showed up for his date with flowers and chocolates. She was very flattered and pleased and she rewarded him with a long, passionate kiss. She pressed her chest against him and rubbed her fingers through his hair, hoping to give him the best kiss that he had ever received. After the kiss, he turned and headed for the door. "Oh! I'm sorry," she said. "I didn't mean to scare you away." "You didn't!" he replied. "I'm just going to run down to the cemtery to get you more flowers!" =====================================================
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