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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
Jeff was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Jeff readily agreed and took a seat at the palm reader's table. "I can see that you currently have no girlfriend." She said "That's true," said Jeff. "Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" "Yes," Jeff shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?" "Love line? No, from the calluses." ======================================================



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