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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, July 18 Today DearWebby has to go to Calgary to have injections into his eyeballs. Nothing will be sent out on Friday, July 19, Saturday, July 20, Sunday, July 21. You can email me, but I might take a day or two off and try to organize what DearWebby found on my back-ups. (`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 A fellow in a bar notices an attractive woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he decided to make his move. "No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult." the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much." she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset." =====================================================
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