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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, July 19 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 4 "Honest Abe", the used car dealer, was out to break all sales records with his "like new" models. He had assembled a group of co-eds from the local un iversity campus to blind date buyers of his auto inventory and had a large sign displayed in his window announcing "A Blonde Free With Each Car." A delighted young stud plunked down his cash and, hot with anticipation, drove his new blonde blind date out into the country. He parked, gave her a couple of preliminary kisses, and whispered a suggestion in her ear. She shook her head, smiled, and said, "Why honey, you got that when you bought this car." ______________________________________
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