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 Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.  Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter.  _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: 
 One frigid early summer morning in North Dakota a man turned up at work much the worse for wear. "I didn't sleep a wink." he told a co-worker. "I was up all night trying to keep my wife's begonia covered against the cold wind." "I should be so lucky." his co-worker replied. "When it's this cold my wife wears so many clothes to bed, I can never get anywhere near her begonia." ======================================================  
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