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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, July 5 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 5 >From Bill I took a drive to Walmart the other night to pick up some stuff for our trip this weekend. Since I was already going my sister asked if I could pick up a bottle of bug spray for her while I was there. After going through and getting everything on my shopping list I was walking around looking for the bug spray. When an employee saw me wandering around aimlessly he came up to me and asked if I needed any help. "I'm looking to get OFF. I have money." Needless to say I'm not allowed in that store anymore =====================================================
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