NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
| Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults. | |||
| | Subscribe | |
Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, July 5 Enjoy! OpheliaThanks for voting for me!
Please vote for me at the EzineFinder
Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
A priest and a nun are on their way home from a convention when suddenly, their car dies. The priest says to the nun "Well Sister, I'm afraid we are going to have to go to a hotel for the night." The nun just smiles, and says, " OK, Father." They arrive at the hotel to find that there is only one room available. The priest says 'Well Sister, I'm afraid we are going to have to share a room. I'm sure that under the circumstances, God won't mind. You sleep in the bed and I'll sleep on the couch." The nun just smiles and says, "OK, Father." They check into the room and prepare for bed, the priest on the couch, and the nun in the bed. The priest turns out the lights and goes to sleep. Ten minutes later the nun says, "Father, I'm cold." The priest says, "OK Sister, I'll get you an extra blanket." He gets her a blanket and goes back to sleep. Ten minutes later, the nun says, "Father, I'm STILL cold." So the priest gets up, gets her another blanket, and goes back to sleep again. Ten minutes later, the nun says, "Father, I'm VERY cold. You don't suppose that, under the circumstances, God would mind if we acted like husband and wife for just one night?" The priest answered, " No. I don't suppose he would - GET YOUR OWN DAMN BLANKET! " ======================================================
======================================================
 | If you like my work, Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online!  |
| ophelia@dingbatter.com | If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please help me stay online! |
| Please subscribe a friend to the Ophelia Dingbatter News Don't worry, they will get a confirmation request. Unless they confirm, their subscription will not be completed.. | |
 Guaranteed Privacy! Names and addresses will never be sold or transferred to anybody. | |
