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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, June 18 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga.She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead." =====================================================
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