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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, June 20 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 A little boy is leaving school at the end of the day. As he strolls along the sidewalk, a car pulls up to the curb, and a man winds down the window. "Hey, kid, I've got candy in my car. Hop in and I'll give it to you." "No. I'm not going to." The boy walks on. Further down the road, the car pulls over again. "Hey there kid, if you get in my car, I'll give you all this candy, and a big bottle of cola. How about it?" "No way! Now leave me alone!" The boy walks on, quickening his pace. The car again pulls over beside him. "Look, kid, I've got a puppy at home you'd love to see. Get in and I'll take you there. You can have all the candy and the cola on the way. What d'you say to that?" The boy is getting agitated. He stops walking, and leans down to the car window. "Look, I don't care what you promise me Dad. I'm NOT riding in your Lada!" =====================================================
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