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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, June 24 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: A judge in Maine has ruled that women, but not men, can jog naked in public, for you men who are making their mid- summer vacation plans. Turns out the law in Maine says an offence of appearing nude is committed only if the genitals are knowingly exposed in public. The judge says that women's genitals are primarily internal and therefore cannot be exposed. How did this come up at the trial of two women arrested for running nude? They won their case by asking just ONE question of the arresting police officer. He was asked whether he saw their genitals during the incident. "Not that I recall," he replied. Case closed. ====================================================== ======================================================
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