Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, June 28 Enjoy! Ophelia
Thanks for voting for me!
Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Thanks for voting for me!
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 "Beauty is only a light switch away." - Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC "Make love, not war - Hell, do both GET MARRIED!" - Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT "If voting could really change things, it would be illegal." - Revolution Books, New York, New York. "If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!" - Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, DC "If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it." - Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX =====================================================
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