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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, June 7 Telus is still screwed up, but DearWebby got things sorta fixed. They tried to force him to switch to fiber by trashing his perfectly good copper connection. Bastids! Their "One finger typo-ing Taliban" are no help, but atleast he can send the newsletters out again. (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade 
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 6 One day the first grade teacher, Mrs. Price, was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class... she came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'" Mrs. Price paused and then asked the class, "What do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and answered, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" Mrs. Price was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. _________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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