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 Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. ______________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: 
 Sue was playing hard to get, so Greg played his last and biggest trump card. "I'll bet you I can keep my eye on my beer while I go out to my car," he challenged her. Sue knew that this was impossible so she put down $10 and said, "You're on." Greg took out a glass eye, placed it on the bar beside his glass, went out to his car, came back and claimed the bet. "Tell you what, I'll give you a chance to win your money back", he said. I bet you $10 I can bite my own ear." "No chance! You're on". said Sue. He took out a set of false teeth and bit his ear lobe with them, and picked up the money once again he said. "To show you I am a sport,I'll give you another chance, Double or nothing. I bet you I can poke my head through this hole", he said, holding up his hand and making a circle with his thumb and forefinger. Sue checked the size of the hole several times and said, "OK, smartie! You're on." He poked the forefinger of his other hand through the hole and touched his forehead. "You're down $40", said Greg, "I'll give you one last chance to get your money back. I bet I can make love to you so gently, so tenderly that you won't even feel it." Sue knew that this was just impossible, so she threw down $40 and said, "No way you can do that! You're on!" Greg led Sue to the back seat of his car where he proceeded to bonk the daylights out of her, fucking furiously. "Oh wow! Oh God! Oh shit!" Sue screamed. "I can feel it! Oh my God, can I feel it!!! Oh WOW! You've lost the bet Mr. Smart Ass!" "Oh, well," said Greg as he continued screwing Sue, "but ... you win some, you lose some" ======================================================  
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