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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, March 19 Thank you, DD!!!! Claude, I am bankrupt and any check I try to cash, is taken by the bank. I do appreciate, that you tried to send me a check, even though I can not cash it. If you want to send me a check like that, make it out to DearWebby, and put my name into the comment field at the bottom. DearWebby is quite trustworthy, and he credits me with the amount long before he even cashes it. So just cancel the check you made out to me. No point sending it back to you and waste a stamp on it. (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 8 A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast. This romance also waned. Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him. That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh. She asked, "What in the world is so funny?" He said, "Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about ten years from now." ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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