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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, March 20 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 3 President Trump decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Trump sitting at the end of the bar?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?" Trump says, "I'm planning WW III." The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Trump says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde chick with big hooters." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big hooters?" Trump turns to the bartender and says, "See? I told you, nobody gives a rat's ass about the 140 million Muslims". =====================================================
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