Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, March 21 Tomorrow DearWebby has to go to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. Yikes! That means nothing will be sent out for Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Monday morning I will be in your mailbox again. Enjoy! Ophelia
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