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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. ______________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
>From DW A new secretary was confused about paying a bill, so she asked me for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $23,540, minus 7%, how much would you take off?" she asked me. So I told her: "Everything but my glasses!" Judging by how hard she threw the calculator at me, it seems that was not quite the answer she expected. ======================================================



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