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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, March 30 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly. Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time." =====================================================
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