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Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. ______________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version:
She: I think my husband may be fooling around on me. He: Really? I think my wife may be too! She: Well, who cares? C'mere, Lover! (Just as they are about to get busy, the phone rings.) She: Hello. Yeah, that's fine. Bye. He: Who was that? She: It was my husband. He claimed he was at your house and wanted to stay a while and play cards! Let's get to it, Lover! (The phone rings again.) She: Hello. Oh, I think it will be a while. Bye. He: And who was THAT? She: It was your wife! She wanted to know about how long you and my husband would be here playing cards! Sounds like the bimbo is cheating on my hubby!. ======================================================



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