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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, March 9 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 4 A co-op in Germany ordered Co-op coffee from Inter-Provincial Co-operatives Ltd. While the coffee was enroute, a few bags split open, making it possible for rats to nest in them. The German Co-op sent the following letter to Inter-Provincial Co-op Ltd. Herr John Kronk, Hinterprovincial Ko-Operatives Ltd, Vinnipeg, Manitobas. Schentlements, Der last two pecketches ve got from you of koffee vas mitt rattschidt gemix. Der koffee may be gute, but der durds scboils der taste. Ve did not see der rattschidt in der zemple vitch you send us. It make zo mutch time to pick der rattdurds from der koffee, dat itz hardly wirt it. Ve order der koffee klean but you schipt schidt mett it. It vas a miztake, ja? Ve like you to schip us der koffee in vun zack und der rattschidt in annuder; den ve mix it to suit der customer. Write please if ve shud schip der schidt bek und keep der koffee, or if ve shud keep der schidt und schip der koffee bek, or schip der hole schidten works bek? Ve vant to do rite in dis madder, but ve don't like all dis rattschidt bisness. Mitt Mutch Respects, Karl Gummenschidt, Mgr., Deutchland Ko-op Ltd. ______________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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