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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, May 13 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ Eye have a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plain lee marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long and eye can put the error rite. Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. Sauce unknown =====================================================
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