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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, May 20 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ On a given night, 2 death row inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution is in progress, the pastor administers to the other condemned man in his cell. "Don't worry my son", says the pastor, "as soon as the high voltage reaches your brain, it numbs all your senses, so you won't feel a thing." Suddenly some horrible screams are heard throughout the entire cell block. The pastor immediately ask one of the guard "What is all this screaming about?" Not to worry pastor, we had a power failure, so we're finishing the first execution "by candles". ______________________________________________________
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