Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 26, 2020 (Kid safe email test)

Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Today is Tuesday, May 26 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 6 Three dogs were sitting in a bar: a German Shepherd, an English Bulldog, and a Chihuahua. A good looking female mastiff walked up to them and said, "The one who can best use the words "liver" and "cheese" in a sentence can have me." The shepherd said, "I love liver and cheese." The mastiff said, "That's not good enough." The bulldog said, "I hate liver and cheese." "Not creative enough," said the mastiff. With that, the chihuahua jumped off the barstool and in his best Latin accent, said, "Liver alone, cheese mine." ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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