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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, May 29 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ A man came home from work sporting two black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up on an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!" "I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get the second black eye?" "Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I pushed it back in." =====================================================
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