NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, May 4 Email works again! The snow is gone. Some people say "Finally!" I say "@#$%^&*!!! Lawns are still brown, with just a faint shimmer of green. My lawn mower is cleaned and ready. It will take another 3 weeks before I can make a penny mowing lawns and boulevards. If you find any coins in the couch or Lazy Boy, please PayPal them to me! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 5 A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a twelve-foot boa constrictor in the front yard of 27 Oak Street. The resident wants a policeman to come and remove it, but not to use shotguns or hand grenades, because there is a Kindergaten across the street." There was a long pause, then some static. Slowly, a voice said, "Looks like we have some engine trouble." ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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