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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 1 An Irishman found an old oil lamp and rubbed it. Out came a Genie who said, "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like" The Irishman scratched his head for a few moments, then answered, "I wish for a bottle of Guinness that never gets empty." "Granted master" replied the Genie and produced the bottle. The Irishman was delighted and immediately poured himself a tall glass of the dark brew. After he drained the glass he picked up the bottle and sure enough it was full again. The Irishman got drunk on this one magic Guinness bottle for three weeks before he remembered that he had two more wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You remember that magic, never ending Guinness bottle?" he asks the Genies. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them" _____________________________
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