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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them. While I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my BIG mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours,honey!" I don't remember much after that... =====================================================
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