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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, November 17 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 3 The farm had been mortgaged, and gladly, to give daughter a college education. Now, driving home from the station after meeting her at the train, farmer Johnson was greatly disturbed when his daughter whispered, "I have a confession to make, Paw - I ain't a virgin no more." The old man shook his head sadly. "After all the sacrifices your Maw and I made to give you a good education, you still say ain't!" =====================================================
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