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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, November 21 Thank you, Chuck!! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 When I went with my stepdaughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed out the nationally ranked library and state-of-the-art science facilities. She told us that the professors were the best in the world, and she recommended my stepdaughter apply early to improve her chances for admission. "We get so many applicants," she boasted, "because of the stature the school." After the tour I asked our guide, "So, why did you choose this school?" "Oh," she replied matter-of-factly, "because my boyfriend works at McDonalds across the street and I get a ride with him." =====================================================
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