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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, November 26 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 1 Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers, and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, then demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. Then the third old lady chipped in with: "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about." =====================================================
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