Ophelia Dingbatter's News, November 18, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years
when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up
to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man
would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few
minutes out there.
About two months later a priest saw the old man out there
with his dog and decided to go talk to the old man.
"Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day
to visit your wife's grave and we just think that so sweet.
We were all wondering if the dog is something that was
special to your wife since you always bring it out here with
you."
"No, actually I bring the dog out here to pee on the grave.
I'd do it myself, but I'd get arrested for indecent
exposure!"
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