Ophelia Dingbatter's News, November 19, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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Jill: The guy I have been dating is talking about getting
married.
Mary: Wow! Well, if he does ask you, do not delay!
Say, "Yes!" right away!
Jill: What is the hurry?
Mary: Men have very short memories when it comes to
that subject. Sometimes they forget before you can
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