Ophelia Dingbatter's News, November 22, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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Today is Wednesday, November 22
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It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide
whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty
of obscenity.
The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury
went to the club and see the allegedly obscene act.
The judge and the jury watched the act once, focusing on the
part where a sexy couple performed the "Dance of Love" with
a climactic scene of lovemaking on a bearskin rug. The jury
was unable to decide definitely whether it was obscene or
not.
So the jury members asked to see the act one more time. They
watched it carefully again. But they still couldn't reach
a decision. So this time they asked the understudies to
perform the same act one more time.
Fortunately, the police involved in the case were very
understanding. According to the Detective: "It is a
difficult matter. The police have watched the show 75
times."
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