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 Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, November 25 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  Enjoy! Ophelia 
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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ______________________________________________________ 6 As Sadie and Irving are leaving the mall, they see their neighbor's son Paul and his fiance Sharon just going in. "Did you see that? " Sadie says. "See what?" asks Irving, pretending not to know what Sadie is referring to. "Paul's fiancee, that's who," Sadie says, "She's dressing all wrong. She's probably 37-23-35 and with big breasts like hers, she shouldn't be wearing such a skimpy see through top. And such a tight leather skirt she's wearing - I don't know how she can breathe properly. And it's so short, it make her legs look too long. I know she's got a beautiful face but I don't think blonde dyed hair suits her. Believe me, Irving, that marriage won't last more than one year." With a deep sigh, Irving replies, "Please God I should have such a year." ======================================================   
 
 
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