Ophelia Dingbatter's News, November 27, 2017 (Kid safe email test)

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Good Morning, John!
Today is Monday, November 27
I cleaned up a neighbor's yard this weekend.
That earned me more money than you rich guys gave me
in all of October and November.
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Andy was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his
wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or
lamb?"
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
"Fuck you," she said. "You're having potato soup. I was
talking to the cat."
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