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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, November 4 Time to change the clocks to Winter time, except in a few distinct areas. (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 Lucy went to college. However, she really worried her folks because all she ever wrote home about was boys and good times. Her mother decided to have a serious talk with Lucy when she came home for a weekend. The mother started out by saying, "Now, dear, if you are only going to college to find a husband, it certainly will be expensive shopping." "Yes, I know, Mom," said Lucy, "but what a supermarket." =====================================================
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