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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, November 8 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Every morning Custer rode through the Indian Reservation on his horse accompanied by his faithful Indian scout. And every morning as he rode past the Indian chief he was greeted with the gesture of first a finger raised vertically - then the finger thrust horizontally. Eventually Custer said to his scout "I know what the chief means by the vertical finger, but what's the significance of the horizontal one?". The scout replied "Chief, him no like your horse either!" =====================================================
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