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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, November 9 Congratulations to electing Archie Bunker JR and Melania! She sure is a lot easier on the eyes than than Broom Hilda. Found it funny that when the US Dollar jumped up, the Socialist media reported about how the Peso and all kinds of other currencies had dropped. Well, of course, ya dumb clucks, when the Dollar jumps up, other currencies fall down by comparison. The people voted, NOT for the establishment that Trump was fighting against, NOT for Trump, NOT against Broom Hilda, but against the paid media and their obnoxious brainwashing. Good for you! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 >From Bill The Garden of Eden In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, and One covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Nevertheless to say, The wind came along And blew the leaves away. At the sight of Eve bare Adam did stare, Between her legs, All covered with hair. And wonder came Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing Started to rise. They found a spot That suited them best, A nice big tree Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider And wider apart, While thrill after thrill Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion Beyond her control. Backward and forward, H is thing, he did slide, And Eve's treasure Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose Until Adam's thing Was all out of juice. Then down through the years, People did screw, And now it is time For me and you. So pull down your pants, And lay in the grass, Cause I'm in the mood For a piece of that ASS! read THAT to your sweetie, and good luck! ======================================================
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