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 ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet.  Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 6 Johnny and Kip were playing hockey at Forest Park skating rink. Suddenly a vicious pit bull came up and attacked Kip. Instead of panicking, Johnny sneaked up behind the dog, stuck his hockey stick in the dog's collar, and broke the dog's neck. A reporter from St. Louis heard about what had happened with the boy and he went to the Johnny's house to see him. He asked Johnny how all of this happened, and Johnny told him. Then he asked Johnny if he could write about him, and Johnny said sure. So the reporter pulled out his notepad and started writing, "Blues fan from St. Louis saves friend from vicious dog." Johnny said, "I'm not a Blues fan." So the reporter started writing again. "Cardinals fan from St. Louis saves friend from dog." Johnny said, "I'm not a Cardinals fan either." The reporter finally asked, "What the hell are you a fan of?" Johnny said, "I'm an Edmonton Oilers fan." The reporter frowned and stared writing again: "Little bastard from Canada murders beloved family pet." ______________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade 
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