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Good Morning, John! Today is Friday, October 9 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 3 The gig was just about ready to start when the band leader called the female singer over and said: "Listen, tonight we're going to begin the set with 'April in Paris', but I want to do it a little differently. We'll start in the key of G for the first four bars, then modulate to B- flat for the next eight bars, change the meter to 3/4 for six bars, then pick up the tempo to Allegro for twelve bars, then modulate to F-sharp for eight bars, change the meter back to 4/4 and slow down to Rubato for four bars, play a tacet for four bars, modulate up to D-flat for eight bars..." "HEY, HOLD ON!" the girl said. "I can't do stuff like that without rehearsal!" He said, "Why not? You've been doing it all fuckin' week long!" _______________________________________
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