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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can Interstate Water National Gas Company Northern Tissue Company Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean. It's a tough market out there. Be careful. What is the difference between a pigeon and a Wall Street Banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Ferrari. =====================================================   
 
  
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