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Good Morning, John! Today is Tuesday, October 17 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Two big shot lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive but obviously knew nothing about city life. "She's so young and pretty she will be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys," one attorney said to the other. "Why don't we teach her what's right and what's wrong?" "Great idea," said the partner. "You teach her what's right." =====================================================
Bill, tell her that the BBQ sauce goes on the OUTside of the condoms! And it's BBQ sauce, not Hot-sauce! Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================
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