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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 A hillbilly was on trial for making moonshine whiskey. A young neighbor of his was being grilled by the prosecutor. "Did you ever get any whiskey from him?" asked the prosecutor. "No, sir!" said the neighbor. "Did you ever get any from his wife?" he asked. "No, sir," said the neighbor. "Did you ever get any from his daughter?" asked the prosecutor. The young neighbor thought a minute and said, "Wait. Your Honor, are we still talking about whiskey?" =====================================================   
 
  
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