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 1 John was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Mike crouched, clutching his hands between his legs. "What's wrong?" John said. "I've been hit by a bloody golfball!" said Mike. Just then John's blonde wife, Tanya, came to the door and said, "Quick come in here and I'll look after you." When John looked in the kitchen he saw Mike sitting on a dining chair. Tanya had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend's family jewels with cotton wool and water. "Wow!" said John, "How do you feel?" Mike turned and said "John, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!" Then, holding his hand in the air he said, "But I still think I'll lose the thumb nail!" ======================================================   
 
 
 
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