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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 This is a true story, a conversation that took place between my neighbors Larry and Mike a few days ago. LARRY: When I was working in Nebraska, I gave this girl 400 dollars to have sex with me. MIKE: You what? You gave a girl $400 for sex? LARRY: YEP MIKE: DAMN, what did she look like? LARRY: She had big tits and blonde hair. MIKE: Larry, was it worth it? LARRY: Nope, that's why I stopped payment on the check. MIKE: Are you telling me that you found a girl that would take a check for sex? Then you stopped payment on the check because it wasn't any good? LARRY: YEP, $400. MIKE: Does your wife know about this? LARRY: YEP MIKE: And just what did she have to say? LARRY: She wasn't very happy, and she doesn't let me carry the checkbook anymore. ======================================================   
 
 
 
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