Ophelia Dingbatter's News, October 30 (Short Email Test)

Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, October 30 Tomorrow is Halloween! Enjoy! Ophelia

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_____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 "Good morning, ma'am, I've come to ask for collections, for the Salvation Army," said the man in the bright red Santa suit to the woman who opened the door wearing nothing but panties and a see-through negligee. "How do I know that?" the young woman replied. "How do I know you're really with the Salvation Army? How do I know you aren't some sex fiend who has come to take advantage of a poor, defenseless female who's all alone in her house, and will be until 5:30pm this evening?" ====================================================== Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia ======================================================

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