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 _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 On a joint military exercise an English soldier, an American solider,and a Russian soldier found them- selves sharing a tent while on a military exercise and the conversation turned towards how well fed each of them was. "In the Russian army we get 2000 calories of food a day" said the Russian. "Well," said the Englishman, "in the British army we are given 4000 calories of food a day." "That's nothing," said the American, "in the US army we get 8000 calories of food a day." At this the Russian got very annoyed. "Nonsense," he said, "how could one man eat so much cabbage?" =====================================================   
 
  
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