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 A teacher asked her class "What do you want out of life"? One little girl in the back raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four animals." The teacher asked, "really and what four animals would that be?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for it all." ======================================================   
 
 
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